Ramblings of a husband

Me: I can't believe that in a couple of days we have been married for 8 years!

Him: Don't tell me your getting the 7 year itch?

Me: No that would have been last year...and I didn't have the itch then either.

Him: Are you sure? You've been a little different lately......for like 2 years now.?!

Me: LAUGHTER!!!!